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Aging and Physical Challenges

to lose;

a

time to keep, and

a

time to

cast away ... A time to rend, and

a

time

to sew;

a

time to keep silence, and

a

time to speak.

At this writing, I am in transition from the old

age of my youth to the youth of my old age -–

indeed, an apprentice senior citizen. God is

still God, and I am His child. And yet,

surveying my own life, and gauging the

direction it is headed on this planet, I have

devised the following timetable by decade (all

cleverly start with "D," as does my name):

0

-

10 Discovery

11

-

20 Drift

21

-

30 Dilemmas

31

-

40 Development

41

-

50 Debt

51

-

60 Determination

61

-

70 Decisions

71

-

80 Disabilities

81

-

90 Decomposition

In a lighter vein, nothing heightens interest

in the physical challenges which accompany

aging as much as writing an

"OVER THE HILL"

roast, as I did recently, for an esteemed

colleague:

Let's put things in perspective:

You've got one foot in the grave and

the other one on

a

banana peel. Here

are the

7

ages of man: spills, drills,

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