166 / 366
Simple Pleasures and Quality Living
"GRANDPARENTS'VOCABULARY"
(courtesy of Hallmark Greetings):
ANYTHING: What a grandchild
can ask for without being
unreasonable.
BRAG: When grandparents do it's
nothing but the plain and
simple truth.
DAILY:
Frequency at which
grandchildren get smarter,
better-looking,
and
more
talented.
FAULTS: Little personality defects
to be found in other people's
grandchildren.
HAUL: What grandkids take home
· from the grandparent's house
at Christmas.
HOLIDAY: Any day the grandkids
visit.
NO: This word does not exist in a
grandparent's vocabulary.
PHOTO ALBUM: Vast collection of
pictures which Grandma shows
to strangers.
SPOIL: An immoral act, except
when
committed
by
grandparents.
TELEPHONE: Instrument which
renders grandchild's mouth
completely silent.
150