ive advice to underclassInen Seniority rules and it is good to be king.As I sit here, chedhighabove the restofthestudentbodylooking nonthescrubs,IknowthatIrule.Thisroostismine; ught it with my blood, sweat and tears. I gnashed gnarled my way to the tippy-top of this ladder. Don't tread onme underclassmen,gather and listen y pedagogy. You want to know why you are always tired? You up until 4a.~. playing video games. No one feels ry for you, get over yourself. Cutting into the cafeteria line hurts everyone. Integ- , not cornbread, should be your goal. You know that you need a pencilifyou are taking a tron test. Just bring one. What on Earth are you ng at an institute of higher learning if you don't erstand this after the first week? Don'tyou ever leave your tray at your table. You are lazy and you are inconsiderate if you do. No one has ever gotten a date by doing this so don't.'you are not abovethecafeteriaworkers,theyareaboveyou. Change those ridiculous pajama pants. You aren't fooling any– one,weallknowyoutooka showerandmadeyourhair look messy. Don't try to look like you don't care. Finally, d o something nice for Searcy. These citi– zens could use a reason to suffer the influx of cars and attitudes studentsbring with themevery semes– ter. It's nice to be in a positionof authority. Iwill cling to it like bellybutton lint, because after graduation I start over atthebottomofthebarreloflife. Myearnings have comewitha price,however. I've gotpaper cutscars and semi-crossed eyes from hours and hours of studying. Senior Julia Leppert lounges in pajama pants. Seniors gave advice as they graduated. (Photo by Melissa Wilson) My back hurts from carrying tons of expensive books and syllabi. I've easily lost five years offmy lifebecause of missed sleep due to Mrs. Gowen's editing tests and Tony Hawks',second and third Pro Skaters. Iamawearybutrewardedtraveleronthiscollegiateroad. Therealworldbeckons, and Imust abdicate this throne. - Jeremy D. Beauchamp Elizabeth Grampp-Broomfield, Colo. Early Childhood Licensure. Tanya GraSham-Talimadge, Ohio. Social Work. Alpha Chi. Campaigns (Florida, Germany). Dean's List. International Studies (HUG). JOY. Regina. Elizabeth Green-Nashville, Tenn. Graphic Design. Circle K. Club Queen (Omega Sigma). College Republicans. Student Impact. Ju Go Ju. Jacob Gregson-Ash Flatt, Ark. Missions. Brandi Guthrey-searcy, Ark. Biology. Devita. Dean's List. Health Science Club. Premed Club. Paula Ham-Searcy, Ark. Social Work. Sharon Hamilton-Little Rock, Ark. French. Dean's List. Phi Eta Sigma. Ju Go Ju. Jason Hammett-vincent, Ohio. Kinesiology. Chi Sigma Alpha. Mindy HaneY-littleton, Colo. Nursing. HSNA. Kappa Gamma Epsilon. Adam Harreli-EI Dorado, Ark. Biology. Alpha Chi. Campaigns (Venezuela). Devita. Dean's List. Honors Association. Bryan Harrison-Smiths, Ala. Bible. Campaigns (Africa, Australia). International Studies (HUG). Dramatics. Student Impact (Committee). Alpha Chi Malachi. Chi Sigma Alpha. Adam Hart-Arlington, Tenn. Management. College Republicans. Omega Sigma. Lana HartzOg-Little Rock, Ark. Early Childhood/Special Educ~tion. Dean's List. Kappa Delta Pi. SALT. Student Impact. Campaigns (Hawaii). Kappa Gamma Epsilon. Robert Hartzog-Peachtree City, Ga. Early Childhood Licensure. SALT. SAC. Kappa Delta Pi. International Studies (HUG). Campaigns (Jamaica). Tiffany Haugh-Mannington, W.Va. Music. Good News Singers. University Chorus. Campaigns (Albania, Australia, Bulgaria, Greece, Italy, New Zealand). Collegiate Chapter of Music Educators. American Choral Directors. John HawkinS-Texarkana, Texas. Oral Communication. Campaigns (Scotland). Intercollegiate Athletics (Tennis). Alpha Chi. Club Beau. Honors Association. Chi Sigma Alpha. seniors 55 1111111.
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