binders and we are forced to wipe our hand over whatever we have just written. Many of us have been forced to adapt, if even slightly, by the oppression of the majority . Some of our kind have even been so perverted and polluted that they now call themselves "am~ -------~-~ ~ - bidextrious. " Hideous term, is it not? As an institution , Harding College seems oblivious to the fact that an ever~growing number of her students are indeed left~handed. Secretly, our little left~handed group still searches the campus for our asyet~elusive prize , a left~handed desk . Unfortunately , our quest has thus far been fruitless and we continue to suffer the backaches that are a result of the weird contortions we must assume in order to write on those little pieces of wood that Davis, Mary • Potts Comp, MS Dovis, Paul • Rockford , IL Davis, Richard • Memphis, TN Davis, Vi"ie • Benton , AR Dawkins, Eric. KeTchikan , AK Dawson, Jeraldine • Byron , GA Deacon, Lori • Waverly , OH Deahl, SuUln • HoughTon , LA Deramus, Cindy • Mena, AR Deselms, Janna • ModesTo, CA Deslauriers, Shena. Wynne, AR Dismuke, Susan. Belleville, IL Dockery, Tom. FayeTTeville, AR Dodgin, Camilia • DalharT, TX protrude from the right arm of all Harding desks. There we sit day 'after day trying to take notes. We cross our left hand over the right arm to take notes on the desk~ top as our right hand , underneath, tries to balance our book. Reaching our left hand over, we are forced to look under that arm as we write in order to see our book and turn our back to the instructor if we sit on the right side of the room. So, with left hand going right, right hand going left , back turned away , we must twist and look over our left shoulder to even see the instructor. We do not think it is asking too much to ask for a left~ handed desk and our piece of the American pie . After all , if the Old Testament nation of Israel could tolerate a whole tribe of us south~paws (Ben~ jamin), why cannot Harding? Left~handers of Harding unite! You have nothing to lose but your backaches! - Gary Haynes DOli, Deborah· Tempe, AZ Dossett, Man. • Virginia Beach, VA Dougherty, Glen. Dallas , TX Downs, Rita • Alliance , NE Drennan, Dal'id • Searcy, AR Drews, Thamas • ludington , MI Duff. William. Bloomington , IN Duncan, Lori. Normal , IL Eacles, Robert • Kennett , MO Ellds, Inin • Searcy , AFt Eagan, Anita. Mount Vernon, TX Earnhart. Michal· Gral, Austria Elkins, Charles • Decatur, GA Elkins, Pam. Hopkinsville, KY Ellers, Sharon • Memphis, TN Elliott,laren • Bridgewater, NJ Elliott, Michelle. Madison , TN Ellmore, Gary • Kialua, HI Elrod, SUlanne • Florence , Al Emery. Valerie. Sturkie, AR England. Dal'id • Desoto, TX Corobs-England ~ 287
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