_SENIORS____________ ~ SMITH, JANET. Lakewood, CA. Nursing. Transfer from Pepperdine University. Koppa Koppa Koppa 2,3,4; JOY 2; Nursing Club 2,4. SMITH, JOE DAVID. Newport, AR. Business Management. Sub-T 16 1,2,3,4. SNYDER, MARCEEN. Van Wert, OH. Nursing. Delta Chi Omega 1,2,3,4; Northeast Campaigns 2,3,4; Moy Campaigns 1; Spring Break Campaigns 1; Doctylogy 1; JOY 2. SPARKS, CURT. Eureka, IL. Bible. TNT 1,2,3,4, Hist. 4; Kirei No Ai Beau 3,4; Big Brothers 1; International Campaigns 1,2,3,4; Timothy Club 1,2,3,4; Football 1. SPARKS, GARY. Memphis, TN. Accounting. TNT 1,2,3,4; Closs Officer 1; American Studies 4; Moy Campaigns 3; Young Republicans 4; lntromurols 3,4. STAGGS, JEANNE. Phoenix, AZ. Nursing. Delta Theta Epsilon. STALLEY, LARRY. Glendora, CA. Biblical Languages. Transfer from Citrus Junior College. Knights 1,2,3,4; Deon's List 2,4; Northeast Campaigns 2,4; Moy Campaigns 1; Spelunkers 4; Timothy Club 1,2,3,4; Outstanding Young Men of America 4. STALLEY, MARY BETH. w.,..nton, VA. Nursing and Biology. Northeast Campaigns 1; Chorale 1; JOY 1; Nursing Club 2. Battle between man and machine One of the greatest pastimes of life at Harding is to sit in the snack bar in American Heritage and watch people as they engage in the eternal struggle of man versus machine. Basically, three types of behavior dominate the snack room. First is the person who puts his money in the Coke machine, presses his favorite button and stands in anticipation of receiving his much-desired refreshment. Little does he know that the machine has conspired against him. Nothing happens; neither Coke, nor money appears. Undaunted, the vendee gives the machine a good swift kick. Understanding the action very clearly, the machine coughs out a soft drink. However, instead of the "Real Thing" he wanted, the machine gives him a sugar-free root beer. What can he do? Resigned, he takes the drink and goes away, bemoaning the progress of man. The second person is the one who inserts his money - a quarter - only to find that the "Correct Change Only" 104 - SENIORS light has just flashed on. The vendee attempts to press the coin return lever, but it has been broken off by some maddened consumer who was in the same plight as he. The last individual is the most humorous of all. This poor, unsuspecting soul inserts his money in the coffee machine, pushes the "with sugar" button and watches as the cup falls in crooked. Wishing only to assist the machine, he opens the door and sticks his hand in to straighten the cup. He then discovers that he has made the wrong move. As he puts his hand in, the machine spots him and squirts hot coffee on his hand. Reacting instinctively, he withdraws it, taking the cup with him. Belatedly realizing what he has done, he can only stand and watch the last drops of his coffee go down the drain. Thus closes another battle in the continuing struggle of man versus machine, vendor versus vendee, with the vendor winning again. Caveat emptor! (Let the consumer beware.) MAKING her selection, Carla Campbell pushes the button of her choice.
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