LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF SENIOR CLASS of HARDING CHRISTIAN COLLEGE 1932 Know All Men By These Presents: That rhe undersigned. each severally for himself and herself, realiz~ng the approach ot the termination of ou r educational career in Ha rding Christian Coll ege because of our graduarion, therefrom, desire respectively hereby, each for himself, to devise, bequeath and give in sacred memory the following inheritances : FIRST: The surplus horizontal dimensions of Maggie Brummitt and Lola Matthews co the one girl most capable of handling them-Marguerite Wainwright; the prefixed tides of Mrs. Rowe and Mrs. Pace ro DJrorha Majors and Glenda Belle Saylors; all boisterous proclivities of Glen Rose McGregor, Gladys Nation, and Opal Bean to Alta Boultinghouse. Said girls CO be sole authority for the handling of bequeathed rights under all normal condicions-conditions to be determined, gratis, by J enny H ill Hall Teachers Council. SECOND: The surplus stature and averdupois of J. V. Copeland goes unreservedly to the last of his tribe, Gi lbert Copeland; the shoe sales of A. B. Henderson to Otto Shewmaker; the entire stock of dummies now in the present class p:>ssession to L. S. Chambers, together with the wished for usc of the profi table whet rock; all breakfast cereals and sundry other' articles of diet that might have been eaten by George Emptage, plus ample elbow room, to Charles Wools; the thundering of Roy Whitfield's milk wagon to Golden Lightnin; the rest of Ray Stapleton's henna hair fO Clem Z. Poole; Walter Blake's wonderful way with the women to Herman Hall; Robert Neil's seat by the big rock at the pond to the man of Martha's choice, Albert Von Allman's loud speaker and Glen Moreland's garrulous natureeither or both-to be granted fO the party or parties sending in the best application to members of the following committee: George Braly, chairman; Madge Evans, Rheba Stom, Jean Dart, Geraldine Rhodes. The decision of contestants to be rendered at a meeting of said committee to convene in the library of Harding College on the evening of September 25, 1932, the aisle working qualities of F. H. Dunn to the oldest member of the class of '33; the oratorical abilities of Sidney Ruby and David Gardner to rhe party or parries with sufficient fortitude to do gracefully all assignments of Dean Sears; to the distinguished committee of men, only, named by the President, the right and aut hority to serve separately or collectively, if any male inheritance recipient shows himself incapable of handling said acquisitions. THIRD: To our all enduring faculty the right and pleasure of seating the next most august students in our shifted possessions, the honor of graduating a larger, more loyal class, and the share of our profound respect and love due them for thc ir inexhaustible supply of patience . TO HAVE AND TO HOLD, the said respective items, maners, and characteristics, sacredly we bequeath forever. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we have respectively, each for himself and herself, at the dose of our educational career in said institution, executed this, our test imonial of good will on the twenty· first day of April, nineteen hundred thirty-two_ Signed, THE SENIORS.
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