CONUNDRUMS Evans says " ]Jow I hat e it. " Wha t d ocs he hal c'! Wh ell i s Cnrr i c Ol so n going 10 CO III III it suicidt·? Why GOCS P':luiin c wa nt th e 5 th Sunda y to cOllie? Can yo u te ll w hy Monis Heed loo ked dazed once w h e n :\'c\,:1 Gru'ncr wen t h OII1C"! Co uld some o nc plc<lsC find sOIlIl'lhing else for Si(1I1t'~1 Hub~' to grumbl e auo u! ? Wh y i -; Opal Ma tth ews so fond of Chemist r y? Does Paul Dun can like iet' crt',lI n ? You wou ld no t knoc k th e j ok es we U 'il' ('oul( 1 :VOli but set' those we refuse. Did A lbl' I', MUI"I)hy evcr go du ck-hunt ing'] What d ocs the ed it o r' IlH'an whcn s h e ran's about di sco llnt s, cngnl\' (' I'S, (ilfllllili es, e tc '! lI o\\' d ocs th e artist fee l wht.· n s he ha s h y~k l' ia'~ \vh~' was E the l Bra bbzson born dumb '? A TRUE STORY Arc sen iors a lways wi se? Ar c till'\' nl",ays dignifi ed? If so, w h y did t ll ey pi c k th e bluslies l, fI 'ij:! idi st, droppinj:!-('st :\lolHlay of th e :\'C'llr fo r an outing ? And of all pl :tcl's~flii. i\ebo '] But the fac t rL'111ain s thut th ('y did thi s unh cflnJ o f thin g. It W:.I'i all th e fault of I31':1bbzson and Ol son. They arosc nt 4 :30, dr essed in haste un ci o ptimi sm and sc t fort h upon thl' C:llllfHI S to p r op hecy a wo nd e rful da y, Th l'Y wtlt c h('d th c moo n set, predi c t ed a s unri se and hUlTi ed in. Th e class belie\'ed th em with an impl i c it faith a nd so laun c h l' d fo rth ill the Dykl's boa t and th l' I (cnry boa t. It r ained. Lu e kil:'l' th e Brabbzsoll <l nd th e Olson impart ed a sto r l' o f Sub T I G qualiti es to th e il' cla ss-mat es, a nd they nav igated damply nn d 1lll' I'I'il y to th l' foo l o f Nebo. Thc C:U bUI'c t(' I' o f the Dykl'S bo at having a s tubborn COIllpl ex and the dri ve l' o f th e Henry b OH t ha \' in g a "ti ck in j:! complex, the dignifi ed senio r s pus h ed fOl'wa rd and sn Li s fyin g whdt ('d appl'l il cs, th l'Y fe ll off th e mo untain, IW\' igtlt cd hOllleward , and cn ll cd it a da y . Th<ln ks to the Bnl.bbzson-Olson Optimi sm. BELIEVE IT OR NOT Ma x ic Coa ts didn 't h ::1\'(' to go to (/(Ol ent io n hall one da y . I. l'o n Sma ll run s elTand s for Fn' da Ol so n , J oyce Cope land had a date w ith Jimm y ShOl'ma k c r O Il C S :lIlda y ni ght. The o ld too l hOll'ic has bl'en tOl'll d owl1 . .Jo hn :\i a pl c s pent <l wcck end ::I t Co,-II lIill. Evcl'c ll E\'ans blus hcs occas io na lly. Wh cn Gcorge ga\'c hi s hi s to l'Y r epo r t. h e had a hard time d ec iding wh ic h to pi c to li se, " Th e Ann cxa ti o n of Texas" 0 1' " Th e Adm ission of Ca lifornia int o th c Union." Shel'lna n La :\ ie r out-sprint ed CI':lwfort.! and c rlught the bac k end of the train - once upo n a t ime,
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