Morrilton Mu sic Co. 1\ Drug Store of Quality Herbert Roherts, PrOII. Where Your Patronage Pianos, Victrolas, Musical Instruments, Records, Sheet Music, Player Roll s 11 4 South Railroad Ave. Telellhone No. 265 MORRILTON, ARKANSAS "'"' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ',' ' '" .. ,,'''''',,''''''''',,'', .. ,,' ' ' ' ' ' ' ',,' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Drilling and Thines Fancy & Staple Groceries Flour and Feed Phone 21 Free Delivery Quality and Lowest Prices MORRILTON, AR){ANSAS "", .. ,.,", .. ,',,',.,',.,""""""""" ,.,""""",",.,." ... ,""'"' ' ' ' ' ' Is Appreciated Always in charge of Hcgistered Pharmacists Herbert Roberts and Co. DRUGGISTS The Rexall Store MORRILTON, ARI{ANSAS Bro. Rcesc- " J ust t h ink, in J apan you can buy a wife for forty cents ." O. Shoemaker- " \Vell, I reckon a good wife's worth it." l\lal 'Y hene- "Bob, you sh ould quit smoking, it affects the heart." Bob McClure- "By that, then, I ought t o quit you, too." .:. .:. .:. B,'o. Sandel'son- "Norman, what is four flats ?" NOl'man- "Hal'd luck." .:. .:. .:. Dot McQu iddy-HHuby, what is the future tense of marry 7" Ruby Adams- "[)ivorce, in most cases." .:. .:. .:. Doris S.-"Cal'mel, do you really think he is in love with you 7" Cnrmel W.-"I'le says he is, but he doesn't talk a bit s illy." .:. .:. .:. Wilfred M.- "So you' I'e the circulation lllanager of the team. What do you do 7" Choppie- "Wh)' , giye t hem the rubdown." .:. .:. .:. Leonard N._ C<What do you say to a person who is constantl y bon'owing 7" Howard 8.- "1 ne\"er speak to him." .:. ':' .:. Kenneth D,- "Women are jus t like babies- t hey want c\Teryth ing they see." 131'0, Waldrum-"Yes, the only diO'cr- (' nee being that they usually g et Wh :lt they want."
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